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A man was stuck in traffic on Constitution Avenue, Islamabad
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly a boy knocked the car window
Man rolled down the window & asked:"What's going on?"
Boy:"Terrorists have kidnapped all the Parliamentarians & are demanding 100 billion rupees,otherwise they'll throw petrol & set them all on fire
We're going from car to car to collect donations"
Man asked:"How much is everyone giving on an average?"
Boy replied:"At least 5 liters"!.